December 2010
131 posts
WatchThis is how me and my mom kept ourselves entertained while waiting for drew.
you've got a smile that could light up this whole...
17302.) i wish you weren’t so far away.
17318.) If you’re looking for a sign, this is it.
dietodaylivetommorow asked: hey babe jus wanted to tell you i love you
gate to boob. not okay.
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down.
I got a crush on you
leilockheart:
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
»I am guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel....
“THE HANDY GUIDE TO NOT RAPING PEOPLE IN SEVEN EASY STEPS
1. When you meet a...”
– Ben Pobjie: The Handy Guide to Not Raping People (via monkeytypist)
My best friend's son is going to marry my...
brbekah:
Because we both have vaginas.
fuuuuck.
When I'll be 87 you'll be 89. I'll still look at...
some stupid bitch in animal crossing has flowers...
noelforest:
bitch it is snowing you are dumb
Tumblin from bed on the phone with this loser....
Don't know what's down this road. I'm just...
I realized you love yourself more than you could...
Favorite lyric line from "Our Song"
Our song is the way you laugh.
Favorite lyric line from "Tim McGraw"
I’m not doing pictures. that is way too much work.
“September saw a month of tears
and thanking God you weren’t here
to see me like that.”
Im doing this because my best friend gave it to...
20 Days Taylor Swift Lyrics Challenge
Post the lyrics with an image that represents it, or just the image with the lyrics written on it.
1. Favorite lyric line from ‘Tim McGraw’.
2. Favorite lyric line from ‘Our Song’
3. Favorite lyric line from ‘Picture To Burn’
4. Favorite lyric line from A Place In This World or The Outside
5. Favorite lyric line from Mary’s Song, Cold As You or Tied...
I tripped and almost fell down the stairs.
I scared my dad.
he started yelling things like: “JESUS CHRIST.” & “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
all my sister can do is laugh at me.
I am such a failure.
literally I cant even stand up for more than 30 seconds without my legs hurting.
kill me now.
Person I hate says hi to me.
I will punch his nutsack until his nose bleeds.
brbekah:
That could be a lot of punches.
This is why they invented best friends.
[I might have said this…]
Sure is...
Dad: So what does
Me: Tilt your head 90 degrees to the right and look at it.
Dad: Huh? Breast?
Foursquare Champ
Dad: The good news is that I am just two days away from regaining my title as Mayor of Panera Bread…as long as that little bitch Matt keeps his skanky ass out of here.
I will find her.
I was informed today that there is a 9th grader who looks like a chicken caesar salad wrap… THE SEARCH BEGINS.